Bullshit, sometimes literally.
Roderick on the Line, episode 73
“And like a lot of mental technologies, once I get a hold of it, I turn it around in my hand like Frodo looking at the orb. And I’m looking into it, then all of a sudden a flaming red eye vagina is looking back at me.”
“Is that Sauron?”
“Yeah, Sauron the eye vagina is staring at me. Then all of a sudden I feel cold.”
“I’ll get right on that, unless someone drops another turd in front of me that I’ve got to shovel first.”
I may be sick of conference calls.