An ode to Ralph Wiggum -
From Mallory Ortberg at The Toast, an appreciation of Ralph Wiggum.
Ralph is not a rule-follower like Lisa, nor a rule-breaker like Bart; Ralph does not observe the rules because he is almost completely unaware of them. More than any of the other students at Springfield Elementary, Ralph is a
This piece by the wonderful Mallory Ortberg is, as usual, wonderful.
Ralph is one of those loves I’ve shared with my son, a five year old who is nevertheless old enough to know that it is funny when Ralph asks “why do people run from me?” and then his pants darken with pee.
At press time, someone had reportedly fixed everything for the goddamn imbecile. — The Onion, in response to this dumb news.
Married To The Sea
This one is for @draplin. THICK LINES, THICK ROLL. FOREVER.
"Taylor Pork Roll and Cheese Sandwich" is code for "I went to middle school in New Jersey and bought my lunch."
AB Tech: Heads of Tech -
Sonic Youth, 1986
Good cloud day on this morning’s flight.
A handsome man who takes amazing photographs? Fuck that guy.
(Source: arcaneimages, via arcaneimages)
The road home is long and straight and boring.
And full of Tom Raper RV billboards.
Until next time, Indiana.
"The Smell of Shallow Graves" by Charles Burns from RAW volume 2 #2, published by Penguin Books, 1990.