Bad Bad Baaaaaaaatz

Aug 01

publichealthmemes:

When I realize I didn’t eat the undercooked chicken at the barbecue

publichealthmemes:

When I realize I didn’t eat the undercooked chicken at the barbecue

Jul 31

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

Orko on the streets but Slimer in the sheets

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Pretty much.

Pretty much.

Jul 30

Yesterday was my 8th wedding anniversary and we went out to a wonderful dinner where I snacked on chicharonnes, spicy garlic barbecue shrimp, braised beef ribs in a mushroom barley risotto, bourbon cocktails, hoppy ales, and homemade blueberry ice cream covered in white chocolate chips.

Today, right now, my 80 year old dad is unconscious but recovering from successful open heart surgery to replace his aortic valve and perform a bypass, and I snacked on pancakes, peanut butter crackers, fudge, an entire one pound bag of carrots, chocolate sprinkles eaten out of my palm like a fucking animal, blistery microwaved veggie hot dogs dipped in ketchup, and straight chocolate syrup (just a little sip, really).

My calorie counting app is freaking the fuck out.

peterfromtexas:

EMI quality control room, 1965

peterfromtexas:

EMI quality control room, 1965

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Jul 29

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Jul 28

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Jul 27

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Jul 09

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Jul 08

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superseventies:

Marc Bolan

Me, working in Excel.

superseventies:

Marc Bolan

Me, working in Excel.

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Jul 07

Fandango?

Fandango?

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