Bad Bad Batz

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Posts tagged cooking

Apr 25

dreamdesignblog:

“Many people are concerned about the health effects associated with the consumption of GMOs. Elephant Nose was designed to identify the state of foods (GMO/natural, fresh/stale, and so on) using artificial nose technology. Information about the food is displayed on the device’s LCD panel. Elephant Nose is portable and can thus be used at the grocery store or market, as well as at home.”

I guess all you need these days to win a “design concept” contest is an impossible idea executed as a personal massager. Does this thing vibrate when it “smells” bullshit? Just as this magic wand is able to sniff the diff between GMO and organic corn, my newly “designed” t-shirt increases your intelligence and eliminates racism.


Mar 13
Making granola. Been a while. (Taken with instagram)

Making granola. Been a while. (Taken with instagram)


Jan 27
Pork butt fat pile yum yum yum (Taken with instagram)

Pork butt fat pile yum yum yum (Taken with instagram)


Nov 1
Pomegranate Seed Remover
Cut the pomegranate in two. Put half upside down on top of the grid thing. Cover with silicone dome. Whack the dome. All the juicy seeds go into the bowl.
WANT.

Pomegranate Seed Remover

Cut the pomegranate in two. Put half upside down on top of the grid thing. Cover with silicone dome. Whack the dome. All the juicy seeds go into the bowl.

WANT.